Real vegetarian food, served in an imaginary world...

Sunday, 4 May 2025

Fantasy Veggie Dinner Guest - MARY LENNOX

This curry is a blast from the past; not at all authentic but the British version of what they thought it should taste like.
It would be perfect for Mary Lennox who started out as a bad-tempered orphan in India and blossomed into a compassionate girl while discovering the locked door in the grounds of a house in Yorkshire in the 1911 novel The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett.

RAJ CURRY

Slice two onions finely and cook in a little oil over a low heat until just starting to soften.
Add quorn chicken-style pieces (defrosted if frozen) and 3 cloves of garlic, crushed. 
Continue to cook until golden.

Sprinkle in 1tsp chilli powder, 1tsp turmeric and 1tbsp garam masala and stir to coat.

Pour in 100ml vegetable stock and a handful of sultanas.
Allow to simmer until all is cooked through and the liquid has reduced slightly.

Friday, 2 May 2025

Fantasy Veggie Dinner Guest - JAKE GITTES

Jack Nicholson's role in the film Chinatown is one of his greatest performances.

 J. J. 'Jake' Gittes is a private investigator in 1930's Los Angeles. He has to solve the problem of why reservoir water is being released into the sea during a drought and the even more complex problem of Evelyn Mulwray (played by Faye Dunaway).

Sweet and Sour Chicken is, of course, a Chinese-American invention, rather than an authentic Chinese dish, but that doesn't stop it from being delicious. Zelda's version of the famous battered balls of 'chicken' (or in this case tofu) can be found here. The lighter 'Hong Kong Style', stir fries chicken and vegetables and adds the sweet and sour sauce. It has become a popular take away dish which can be reproduced more healthily at home. Maybe Jake Gittes wouldn't necessarily go for the healthiest food, but hopefully he would enjoy this low-fat version. Swap the sweetener for sugar if you like.

SWEET AND SOUR HONG KONG STYLE (LOW FAT VERSION)

Serves 2 

Mix together:
4tbsp ketchup
1tbsp white wine vinegar
1tbsp light soy sauce
1tsp cornflour
4tsp powder sweetener
plus hot water as needed

Add a little oil to a pan and heat to high

Add:
some pineapple chunks, fresh or drained from a can
1 small pepper, sliced thinly
1 carrot, peeled and finely sliced
1 onion, peeled and finely sliced
2 spring onions, chopped diagonally
quorn pieces, defrosted if frozen

When softened and slightly browned, pour in the sauce and mix together.

Place in a bowl with some fresh coriander and sesame seeds.
Can be served with brown rice (or egg fried rice).

Thursday, 1 May 2025

RHUBARB FOOL

 

Wash 250g rhubarb and chop into pieces.
Place in a pan with 75g caster sugar.
Stew over a low heat
until it becomes very mushy.
Blend it and push it through a sieve to make a syrup.
Mix in 300g fresh custard.
Whip 150ml double cream.
Gently whisk this through the mixture.
Chill and allow to thicken.