Real vegetarian food, served in an imaginary world...

Wednesday, 20 December 2017

Fantasy Veggie Dinner Guest – EBENEZER SCROOGE


When first faced with Marley’s ghost, a sceptical Scrooge says, “You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”
So, in the spirit of all Christmases, past, present and yet to be, let’s lighten the hardest of pre-haunted hearts with a bit of cheese he might be happy to digest.

LEEK AND SMOKED APPLEWOOD CHEESE TARTLETS

1 sheet puff pastry
1 leek
3tbsp red onion chutney
1 pack smoked Applewood cheese
1tbsp olive oil
25g butter

Heat the oil and butter.
Chop the leek into rings and cook for about 10 minutes over a low heat.  
Meanwhile, place a glass on the pastry, starting as close to the edge as you can, and cut round it to make a circle. Repeat as many times as possible (I made 8). Then, with a knife, score an inner ring.
Place on a baking tray or greaseproof paper and cook at 200°C/ Gas 7 for 5 minutes until the pastry starts to rise.
Remove from the oven and place a small amount of the onion chutney inside the inner ring of each.
Distribute the cooked leeks equally between all the tarts.
Cut small chunks of cheese and place 2-3 on top of the leeks.
Put back into the oven and cook for 10 – 15 minutes until the cheese has melted. 
Remove from the oven and allow to cool slightly before serving.

SPICY WEDGES WITH RED ONION


4 large potatoes
2 red onions
2tbsp olive oil
1tsp coriander
1tsp chilli powder
1tsp cumin
1tsp salt

Slice potatoes into wedges, keeping the skin on.
Place in a large bowl and coat with the oil and spices. Season. Mix together well and leave for about half an hour.
Segment the onions.
Heat oven to 200°C/ Gas 6.
Spread wedges out across two baking trays. Place the onion wedges in the gaps.
Place in the oven on the top two shelves. Cook for 15 minutes then swap over.
After 30 minutes, check to see if ready. If not, swap again and cook for another 5 – 10 minutes. 

THREE CHEESE SALAD


Perfect for the Christmas tea buffet.

Any cheeses will do as long as the flavours and textures complement each other. I chose a mild cheddar, a smoked applewood and a stilton. Cut chunks of each if hard, or crumble.

6 cherry tomatoes, halved
2 spring onions, chopped on the diagonal
10 black pitted olives
Cheeses of choice
Ground black pepper

Place the olives in the middle of the dish and the tomatoes around them.

Make the hard cheeses into an outer ring. Sprinkle the crumbly cheese and the spring onion over the top.


Grind some black pepper over all.  Serve with soft cheese and biscuits.

Friday, 8 December 2017

BRIE AND 'BACON' TOASTIE


If it feels too cold for a sandwich, this makes a lovely snack.

Serves 2
4 slices fresh crusty bread
100g brie, sliced
3-4 tbsp cranberry sauce
2tbsp (butter) spread
4 slices vegetarian bacon
1tbsp oil

Place bread under the grill until one side of each piece has been toasted.
Meanwhile, heat the oil and cook the ‘bacon’ on both sides. 
Drain on a piece of kitchen roll.
Take two slices of bread off and turn the other two over. Place the ‘bacon’ on top of them and cover with the cheese, then replace under the hot grill.


Spread the other slices on the untoasted side and coat with the cranberry sauce.
When the cheese has melted, remove the bread from under the grill.
 Top each with the other half.



Tuesday, 5 December 2017

CAUTION: MURDER CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH - A Meal for George Hamilton

Jenny at Silverscreen Suppers is in the final stages of preparation for her Columbo Cookbook and George Hamilton's Ginger Snap Dandy recipe needs some final testing. (Here is her original link)


I love George Hamilton on the basis of one role and it all comes down to a very personal memory. In 1983 my family got our first video recorder. Others had been using them for what seemed like eons before us, but when my Mum got a part time job and her first paypacket produced one of these, boy were we happy. My brother and I were both allowed to record one item on our only blank tape. I went for some Duran Duran performances and he taped Love at First Bite. We watched it over and over and soon we were able to recite the entire script word for word. I think I still can. Challenge extended...
George Hamilton played Dracula in what is still (perhaps because of the above) one of my favourite films.

In the Columbo episode, he plays a very cocky psychiatrist who thinks he can outwit the Lieutenant. Say no more.

This is just a guess, but it is possible that when George was asked by some magazine to contribute his favourite recipe, he called his mum and she supplied this. Confident cooks often assume that we know exactly what they mean by their (often brief) instructions, and in this case, I think that a successful rendition of the dish all comes down to interpretation. Follow it to the letter and it won't work. Use a bit of contextual knowledge and it falls into place. 

I used whole milk instead of skimmed but kept the rest of George's ingredients the same. 

3 eggs
950ml whole milk
175g chopped dates
150g brown sugar
butter for greasing
200g Ginger Snaps
2 tsp vegetable oil

Put the eggs, dates and half of the milk into a blender.
Blend until the dates are pulverised.
Pour into a mixing bowl and add the rest of the milk and 100g of the brown sugar.
Pour into a greased baking dish. 
Then,
George says: bake at Gas 5/ 375F/ 190C for 40 minutes
I say: Pour into smaller dishes (ramekins if you have them) and place in a large baking tray. Pour hot water around them and then place in oven as above. Cook for 20-30 minutes until firm.
Meanwhile, make the topping.
Bash the Ginger Snaps with a rolling pin until you have crumbs. Mix this with the remaining 50g of brown sugar and the vegetable oil.
Sprinkle the topping over the set custard and place back in the oven for a further 5 minutes, This makes a crispy topping.

Serve hot or cold.

This was a very tasty dish. It was very rich and I think 10-12 people could be fed from this amount.


Sunday, 19 November 2017

A meal for ROSS POLDARK


I have always been drawn to the Poldark saga. I grew up watching the 1970’s adaptation with Robin Ellis as Ross Poldark. 
I love all the novels by Winston Graham and (although initially sceptical) have thoroughly enjoyed the recent incarnation of Aidan Turner as Ross.
It has become a family tradition for us to spend a week each November in a cottage at Mousehole.
Last year we indulged in A Meal for Pirates and Smugglers
This year, after visiting many of the local coves and beaches which feature in the TV series, I was inspired to create a Poldark-themed meal.
The Poldark novels are full of formal and family gatherings, where the appearance of status and influence was directly related to the fare served.

Most recipes for the landowning class in the Cornwall of the 18th Century, would use meat, and even the poorer people would have some access (even if not regularly) to fish. Therefore, the vegetarian diet is not usually represented in cookbooks of the time. So, for this meal, I have updated some old recipes to use current vegetarian alternatives, as well as including some of the long-established fare.

The Food
Pasties
Hevva Cake
Syllabub
VEGETARIAN PASTIES

Any Poldark meal has to include pasties.


Although pasties have been made in Cornwall for hundreds of years, the recipe I used came from a book that my Mum used every Tuesday when I was a child. It is a 1960’s cookbook/ textbook for girls called Cooking is Fun. I still have her old, slightly singed copy. (And yes, I do mean just girls. There are fantastic anachronistic asides such as telling 4 girls how to prepare for a record party!) We used to eat meat back then so I have adapted it to be a just-as-tasty alternative.
And Mum was there to help cook them...

350g/ 12oz plain flour
pinch of salt
85g/ 3oz vegetarian cooking fat (such as Cookeen)
85g/ 3oz cooking margarine (such as Stork)
150g/ 6oz chopped up veggie burgers/ Quorn steak strips, chopped
4 medium potatoes
1 large onion
100ml veggie stock
20ml milk
1tbsp olive oil

Serves 4

Heat oven to 220C/ 425F/ Gas 7
Heat the olive oil in a pan and gently fry the Quorn pieces. Add the stock, a small amount at a time so that the Quorn takes in the moisture. Take off the heat and allow to cool.
Dice the onion and potato and mix together in a bowl. Add the cool Quorn mixture and mix roughly.
Cut fats into small pieces and rub into the salt and flour until the mixture resembles fine breadcrumbs. 
Add enough cold water to make a firm pastry.
Divide into portions and roll out into circles about 2-3mm thick. Reserve a little of the pastry.
Put filling on one half of circle. 
Season well and fold over. Crimp the edges to seal and brush with milk. 
Repeat to make the other pasties.
Use the reserved pastry to put initials on each pasty.
Place on a baking tray and cook in hot oven for 15 minutes.
Reduce oven temperature to 160C/ 325F/ Gas 3 and cook for a further 45 minutes.


For the remainder of the meal, I took inspiration from the novels and The Poldark Cookery Book (1981, Triad Granada), written by Jean M Graham, wife of Winston Graham, although I found more vegetarian-friendly versions elsewhere and adapted some as necessary.


HEVVA CAKE
Hevva Cake takes its name from ‘Hevva! Hevva!’ the cry the huer would make when pilchards were sighted off the Cornish coast. The significance of the arrival of the pilchards, and their importance to the poor people, is emphasised in the early novels. This cake would traditionally be served as the fishermen returned with the catch. The criss-cross scoring is said to represent the fishing nets.

It is also known as Heavy Cake, and features as such at Julia’s christening, in the second novel, Demelza (Book 1 Chapter V):
Then, having worked off some of their dinner, they were all invited in again to drink tea and eat heavy cake…

I am sure that most Cornish cooks have a version of it, but this one does not use lard so it is perfect for us:

500g self-raising flour
250g/ 9oz butter, chilled
350g/12oz mixed dried fruit
180g/ 6oz sugar
100ml/ 3½oz milk
+ 1tbsp milk and 1tbsp sugar for topping

Pre-heat oven to 190°C/ 375°F/ Gas 5
Line a medium square baking tin. (I didn't have one so I used an ovenproof dish.)

Cut the butter into cubes, then rub the butter into the flour until it resembles fine breadcrumbs.

Add the sugar and fruit and mix well.

Add the milk and mix again.
Pour into the cake tin and press down well.

Score the top with criss-cross lines.
Place in the middle of the oven and cook for 35-40 mins.

While still warm, bush with a little milk and sprinkle sugar over the top.

LEMON SYLLABUB


Syllabub was served by Demelza when she gave a dinner party in The Four Swans (Book 2, Chapter V). It was very popular in the Eighteenth Century and could use any alcohol which was available.

250ml whipping cream
100g caster sugar
60ml white wine
30ml fresh lemon juice
1tsp lemon zest
Fresh mint to serve.

Place the cream and sugar in a bowl and whip until it begins to thicken. Add the lemon zest
Then add the wine and lemon juice. Whip again until light and fluffy. 
Place in glasses and chill until ready to serve.
Serve with a sprig of mint.