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Sunday, 4 June 2017

TRY AND CATCH ME – A meal for Ruth Gordon


Zelda's latest test recipe for The Columbo Cookbook, the current project by Jenny at Silver Screen Suppers, is Ruth Gordon’s Zucchini Omelet

The Context

Ruth Gordon (1896 – 1985) was an American actress whose voice was almost as recognisable as her face. She began performing as a beautiful 19 year old, but is best known for her roles in later life, such as her scene-stealing part in Rosemary’s Baby.

She appeared in the 1977 Columbo episode Try and Catch Me, playing a famous crime novelist who thinks that she has the skills at her fingertips to outwit The Lieutenant.


Ruth’s original recipe can be found here.


The Recipe and my Variations
(A note on terms used: I have kept with zucchini, rather than the usual courgette of English cooking because it felt rude to alter the title of the dish. Similarly, I have retained omelet, although we would more often see it in a menu today as omelette.)

As with the other Columbo recipes, which may have been written many years ago, I have adapted the ingredients list slightly so as to make it more representative of the items you would put on your shopping list now.
I have also made the method more comprehensive in case not everyone knows how to cook “as for omelet”, a charming and optimistic assumption made by Ruth.

The recipe said it served 2 and included 4 eggs, so rather than making one huge omelet and then cutting it in half, I decided – as the cooking process is speedy anyway – to split the ingredients and cook twice.

Ruth doesn’t specify why she uses so much butter. Jenny suggested halving the amount. I think 10g is suitable for a single omelet but because I made two (see above) I adjusted the ingredients list in line with this and changed it to 20g.

I started the cooking process with the peppers as they need a little longer than the other ingredients.
Another change I made was in grating the zucchini. It allowed me to add texture and also to remove some of the moisture before cooking.
I also seasoned the beaten eggs rather than waiting until the end.

Ingredients

Serves 2
20g butter
1 medium zucchini (courgette) (makes about 150g or 1 cup when grated)
½ medium onion (makes about 50g or 3 tbsp when chopped)
½ medium green pepper (makes about about 50g or 3tbsp when chopped)
1 large stalk celery (makes about 40g or 3tbsp when chopped)
4 free range eggs
Cooking
Prepare the ingredients
Grate the zucchini. Place above a bowl in a piece of absorbent kitchen roll or a tea towel. Wring this out until you have removed as much water from the zucchini as you can.
Peel and dice the onion.
Finely chop the celery.
Wash, dry and dice the green pepper.

Crack 2 eggs into a dish and beat well. Season with salt and pepper. Then repeat for the other 2 in a separate bowl.

Make the Omelets
Warm two plates
Melt 10g of the butter in a shallow pan until it bubbles.
Add the half the pepper and sauté for a few minutes. Then add half of each of the zucchini, onion, pepper and celery and continue to sauté until tender.
Add 2 of the beaten eggs and move the pan around to ensure they cover evenly. As the eggs begin to set, push cooked parts into the centre and allow any liquid to run to the edges until all is set. 
Allow it to just slightly brown on the bottom.
Fold in half and slide onto a warmed plate.

Repeat with the rest of the ingredients.

Serving
How you eat this will very much depend upon when you eat it.
Although you could have it on its own, it would make an excellent lunch with a light salad. Or it can be part of a more substantial dinner.

The Verdict
Because I kept as close as I could to the original amounts when preparing the ingredients, I found that I used half a pepper and onion. This is not a problem; I just put the rest in the fridge ready to join the salad for tomorrow’s lunch. It did strike me, however, that that it would be so easy to make four omelets by doubling the amounts and using up all the veg.
Because there was such a lot of filling, I would also be inclined to make each omelet with three, rather than two, eggs.

The Experience
As stated above, this is very versatile and can make a lovely lunch.

We, however, had it for an evening meal. Dave persuaded me that oven chips and baked beans were ‘the way forward’ so this is how we ate our omelets, with the requisite episode on the television and trays on our laps. 
And yes, it was a lovely evening!


Autobiographical Footnote: After agreeing to test this one, I noticed the inclusion of celery. I have had a chequered relationship with celery. The truth is that I lived on it for about a week when I was in my teens and wanted to fit into some particularly clingy jeans. My Mum had told me that they looked a bit ‘clipped’ which is a lovely euphemism for “Yes it does!” so, hearing that the process of eating celery actually burned up its own calorie content, I made it the sole ingredient of every meal every day for a week. I wore and felt comfortable in the jeans, but I have not been able to enjoy celery since. I never buy it and only eat it if it is a ‘hidden ingredient’ in a meal. This left me with a dilemma: should it stay or should it go? Reader, I cooked with it. Never let anyone say that cooking is not a cathartic experience.

Tuesday, 30 May 2017

THE GUESTS

Thursday, 18 May 2017

Fantasy Veggie Dinner Guest - WALTER MATTHAU




Walter Matthau gave superb performances in The Fortune Cookie, JFK and The Taking of Pelham One Two Three. My favourite, however, is The Odd Couple where his portrayal of Oscar is perfectly complemented by Jack Lemmon's Felix.


Here, at a card party he is serving refreshments:-
Oscar: Who wants food? I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Which one do you want?
Murray: What’s the green?
Oscar: It’s either very new cheese or very old meat.
Murray: I’ll take the brown.


I would make him this veggie version of a classic, so that he could enjoy a really tasty sandwich.

CLUB SANDWICH

Serves 1 (but can easily be multiplied to serve more)

3 rashers vegetarian bacon
3 slices bread
3 tbsp mayonnaise
4 large crisp lettuce leaves
2 Quorn turkey-style slices
1 tomato, sliced thinly
salt and black paper

If bread is very soft it will be better toasted. If so, do this first.
Spread one side of each slice with mayonnaise.
Arrange two lettuce leaves on one slice of bread and season.
Place two turkey-style slices on top of the lettuce. 
Top with another slice of bread, mayonnaise side up.
Arrange remaining lettuce leaves on top and add tomato slices.
Fry 'bacon' rashers.
Cut ‘bacon’ rashers to fit and place on top of tomato.
Cover with final slices of bread, mayonnaise side down.

Cut in half and pierce with long toothpicks to keep it all together.

Tuesday, 9 May 2017

Fantasy Veggie Dinner Guest – ALAN PARTRIDGE


There is no one better than Alan Partridge to join me for this.
 At the famous lunch with Tony Hayers at the start of I'm Alan Partridge, when he pitches his ideas for a new TV show, including “Monkey Tennis”, Alan orders a pasta meal and, not knowing the name of farfalle, asks for ‘action man bow ties’. Later, he steals the cheese from the restaurant before running out.
This meal uses farfalle and cheese in his honour. 

CHEESY BOW TIES

Ingredients
250g dried farfalle
180g ‘Philadelphia’ or similar soft cheese
100g grated cheddar
1 onion, chopped
150g mushrooms, finely sliced
Salt and black pepper
4 slices vegetarian bacon-style rashers, defrosted if frozen
1tbsp olive oil
40g butter
100ml milk

Serves 2 as a main meal or up to 4 as a snack

Method
Heat salted water in a saucepan and cook pasta according to packet instructions.
Heat oil and butter in a large pan.
Fry onions gently until soft, then add mushrooms and fry until soft and just beginning to brown.
In a separate pan, fry the ‘bacon’ until crisp. Cut into postage stamp size pieces. 
Then mix in with mushroom mixture.
Spoon all the soft cheese into pan and add a little milk to soften.
Mix in the cheese and season.
Drain the pasta. Add it to the cheese sauce, stirring it through until completely covered.
Serve in small bowls as a snack or on a larger plate as a main meal.

Monday, 8 May 2017

SOFT CHEESE AND CUCUMBER COBS


Serves 4 as a light snack (1 each)

4 cobs (bread rolls)
140g/ 5oz soft cheese (or thereabouts – this equates to 8 ‘triangles’)
butter or butter spread
¼ large cucumber
salt and pepper

Slice each cob in half and spread lightly with butter (or substitute). This is an important step – do not neglect this as it enables the cheese to be the filling.
Share the soft cheese between each.
Slice the cucumber as thinly as you can and place on each half. Season with salt and pepper.
Re-assemble each cob and cut into two.

DEAR LITTLE POTATO ROASTIES

I am calling these ‘dear’ in memory of my grandmother, Doris Brock, because she would always say that anything small and appealing was ‘dear’. She was, however, quite a formidable character. She was known to give unsought advice to people in department stores; one example being, “Don’t buy that, you’ll look like a leprechaun,” to a woman looking at a green dress. She also responded to my Mum’s new hairstyle with the (now oft-quoted) phrase: “Are you getting ready for Halloween?” But let’s not forget that she was also a young woman during World War II, raising a baby daughter while her husband was on active service. I remember staying with her for a whole week each summer and loving the time we spent together. This year she would have been 100.

DEAR LITTLE POTATO ROASTIES

Ingredients
About 4 large potatoes
3tbsp olive oil (or any other oil of choice) 
2tsp salt

Serves 2 (or more if a smaller portion)

Method
Peel potatoes and chop into small pieces.
Put in a bowl of cold water and leave for at least half an hour.
Heat oven to 220˚C/ Gas 7 and put oil into a large baking tray. Preheat oil for about 5 minutes.
Drain potatoes and place in tray.
Roast for about 20 minutes. Sprinkle salt over and then turn.
Roast for a further 20 minutes.
If brown and crispy, serve right away. (Roast for an extra 10 minutes if needed). 

Fantasy Veggie Dinner Guest - STUART LITTLE



Well, you cook for a couple of Disney Dogs and, before you know it, an animated mouse is knocking at the door demanding dinner. In this case, however, Zelda was happy to oblige.

Stuart began life in a 1954 children's novel by EB White. Incidentally, I would love have a bit of a chinwag with Elwyn Brooks White. I would ask him how he could make such a fuss of saving Wilbur in Charlotte's Web, but place it in the context of a novel where pig farming and its consequences are seen as acceptable. Don't get me wrong; I am glad that Wilbur was saved, but what about all the others on the farm? I am not a militant vegetarian: I don't campaign against meat eating and I cook my veggie dishes to tempt carnivores, not to judge them, but I don't see how Elwyn can have it both ways.


That aside, let's get back to Stuart who is a loveable little character who found further fame again at the end of the 1990s with a series of films, loosely based (but actually improving on) his adventures in print.
We know that mice love cheese, so I think that Stuart would be quite happy with this.

CHEESY LEEK PASTA BAKE

250g/ 8oz fusilli
2 leeks, chopped
1 small onion, chopped finely
100g/ 3½oz cheddar cheese, grated
25ml /1floz milk
25g/ 1oz butter
25g/ 1oz plain flour
100ml/ 3½floz vegetable stock
100ml/ 3½floz double cream (replace with milk for a lighter meal)
100g/ 3½oz breadcrumbs
1tbsp olive oil

Preheat oven to 200C/ Gas 6
Cook pasta according to packet instructions.
Meanwhile, heat oil in a large pan and fry onion and leek until soft.
Add vegetable stock.
In a separate pan, heat butter and add flour to make a roux. 
Gradually add milk (and cream if using). Add to leeks.
Add 50g cheese and mix well until melted.
Drain pasta and add to leeks, stirring well.
Place in oven-proof dish and spread breadcrumbs and rest of cheese over the top.
Cook in oven for about 25 minutes.